So last night after  I got all my chores done, I sat staring at the character selection screen.   Looking back at me was Alurial and Eddie, Battlepig of Awesomeness.  The  longer we looked at each other, the more I kept going back to how cool my old  draenei hunter had been.  Yes, belfs are pretty and shiny.  Yes,  they're uppity and snobbish.  Yes, the pig is basically the only reason the  scrawny blond bit is fun to play.
 So I made the  executive decision to pull out my old level 61 hunter.  The first thing I  noticed was her frame rates were terrible.  -50 DKP  for loading pitbull and xperl on top of each other.  While watching  them duke it out for unit frame supremacy was entertaining, it wasn't really  going to let me quest at a 3 sec per frame rate.  I also had a ton of  other crap turned on, including PoM Minder and various click-to-cast mods.   lol
 Thus after  de-paladin'ing and de-priest'ing my poor hunter, I set off in search of mobs to  kill and lewt to acquire.  Well, I would have except I decided Voith needed  a Battlepig of her own.  And I found just the right one, a sleek black  swine named Grunter.  By "found" I mean on WoWHead.  He was no where  to be seen in the wild.  And according to the comments, it can take up to  4hrs for him to respawn.  Ugh.  A glistening ebony sus  domestica could wait.  Things needed killing and people needing  saving.
 So back to Outlands  we went.  Our mission: free the Broken from demon enslavement.  I had  already made contact with the various lowbie-ranked Broken.  It was time to  talk to their leader.  I can remember trying a number of times to reach him  in the past, only to succumb to multiple add aggro.  This time we had a  plan.  I would pull.  Frodie would aggro the  bunch and move them back into a corner.  It was brilliant!   It was 99% foolproof!  Well, we managed to find that 1%  and aggro'd the pat anyways.
 So with about 8 mobs  pounding on him, (Demon + 3 slaves)x2, Frodie managed to keep it together  long enough to pull out a victory.  We were spent, him at about 100hp and  me with mana lower than that.  After I short break, we charged up the  hill to their leader's tent.  He explained how they had been betrayed and  said betrayer had left the key to the Brokens' shackles in another tent.   He assured me that I wouldn't run into the evil doer, but to watch out for the 4  story tall elite demon running around.  Eh, hello...  It's kind of  hard to miss the dude, especially since I had to sneak past him to get  here.  l2liveinatentclosertotheentranceplx
 So after more  sneakage I snagged the key and let all the lowbie Broken loose before heading  back to their leader.  He gave me a magical staff that would un-elite the  boss and allow me to kill him.  Now, looking at this guy, I'm not sure why  he would even be elite to begin with.  He was trying to slowly  fly around, his hooves barely above the ground, but every 40yds or so he'd have  to land and walk a bit.  At either end of his path, he'd stop and just gasp  for breath for a solid minute.
 Since I have yet to  get my flying mount, an obviously easy sky duel to the death was out  of the question.  Instead I staffed him and proceeded to proc every ability  we had.  About 10 sec later Frodie and I were rejoicing at the lewts we  were soon to procure as we ran back to the Broken  leader.
 This is where things  turned Days of Our Lives.  Not only had the leader been the one that had  betrayed his people, he had done it because of a lust for power and  control.  dun dun DUN!  His plan was to sit down and croak now that  the wrongs had been righted.  I tried to talk him out of it, but he was  resolved.
 So Frodie and I  packed up our shinies and headed towards more adventure.  I'd heard  something about CE needing blood for a fel boar  experiment...
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